Cabin Tale, A
Change Has Come, The
Chris'mus Is a-Comin'
Chrismus On The Plantation
Christmas Folksong, A
Christmas In The Heart
Circumstances Alter Cases
Colored Band, The
Colored Soldiers, The
Conscience and Remorse
Coquette Conquered, A
Corn-Stalk Fiddle, The
Creed and Not a Creed, A
Uncle John, he makes me tired;
Thinks 'at he's jest so all-fired
Smart, 'at he kin pick up, so,
Ever'thing he wants to know.
Tried to ketch me up last night,
But you bet I wouldn't bite.
I jest kep' the smoothes' face,
But I led him sich a chase,
Couldn't corner me, you bet--
I skipped all the traps he set.
Makin' out he wan'ed to know
Who was this an' that girl's beau;
So's he'd find out, don't you see--
Who wuz goin' long with me.
But I answers jest ez sly,
An' I never winks my eye,
Tell he hollers with a whirl--
"Look here, ain't you got a girl?"
Y'ought 'o seen me spread my eyes,
Like he'd took me by surprise,
An' I said, "Oh, Uncle John,
Never thought o' havin' one."
An' somehow that seemed to tickle
Him an' he shelled out a nickle.
Then you ought to seen me leave
Just a laffin' in my sleeve.
Fool him--well, I guess I did;
He ain't on to this here kid.
Got a girl! well, I guess yes,
Got a dozen more or less,
But I got one reely one,
Not no foolin' ner no fun;
Fur I'm sweet on her, you see,
An' I ruther guess 'at she
Must be kinder sweet on me,
So we're keepin' company.
Honest Injun! this is true,
Ever' word I'm tellin' you!
But you won't be sich a scab
Ez to run aroun' an' blab.
Mebbe 'taint the way with you,
But you know some fellers do.
Spoils a girl to let her know
'At you talk about her so.
Don't you know her, her name's Liz,
Nicest girl in town she is.
Purty, ah, git out, you gilly--
Liz 'ud purt 'nigh knock you silly.
Y'ought 'o see her when she's dressed
All up in her Sunday best,
All the fellers nudgin' me,
An' a whisperin', gemunee!
Betcher life 'at I feel proud
When she passes by the crowd.
'T's kinder nice to be a-goin'
With a girl 'at makes some showin'--
One you know 'at hain't no snide,
Makes you feel so satisfied.
An' I'll tell you she's a trump,
Never even seen her jump
Like some silly girls 'ud do,
When I'd hide and holler "Boo!"
She'd jest laff an' say "Git out,
What you hollerin' about!"
When some girls 'ud have a fit
That 'un don't git skeered a bit,
Never makes a bit o' row
When she sees a worm er cow.
Them kind's few an' far between;
Bravest girl I ever seen.
Tell you 'nuther thing she'll do,
Mebbe you won't think it's true,
But if she's jest got a dime
She'll go halvers ever' time.
Ah, you goose, you needn't laff;
That's the kinder girl to have.
If you knowed her like I do,
Guess you'd kinder like her too.
Tell you somep'n if you'll swear
You won't tell it anywhere.
Oh, you got to cross yer heart
Earnest, truly, 'fore I start.
Well, one day I kissed her cheek;
Gee, but I felt cheap an' weak,
'Cause at first she kinder flared,
'N' gracious goodness! I was scared.
But I needn't been, fer la!
Why, she never told her ma.
That's what I call grit, don't you?
Sich a girl's worth stickin' to.
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